Mustache: The hairy void between the nose and upper lip, The Record
Mustache: The hairy void between the nose and upper lip “Never point a loaded mustache at a woman you aren’t ready to date” Since the beginning of time, men and boys of all ages have dreamt of one day owning a mustache of their very own. Besides the obvious increase in attractiveness that comes with growing a ‘stache, mustaches have a number of lesser-known benefits. Firstly, many a ‘stache owner will testify to the warmth a good old-fashioned lip scarf can bring. Secondly, a well-manicured mustache provides an excellent storage place for a light afternoon snack; I once kept a wheel of Swiss cheese in my ‘stache until it had aged sufficiently to eat. Finally, a well-combed...